☠ AS SEEN ON 3AM TV ☠
THE BAT
ZAPPER™
Extreme high voltage. Instant ignition. Questionable decision-making, included free.
Extreme high voltage. Instant ignition. Questionable decision-making, included free.
Overpowered on purpose. Instant ignition is not a bug, it is the entire business model.
(and literally anything else. wasps, mosquitos, your neighbor's shed, your credibility.)
*It just makes them extremely angry and extremely on fire. Angry-fire-bats fly fast. Duck.
Doesn't Kill Bats
Just Makes Them Angry
Watch The Flaming Bat Fly Into Your Neighbor's House
Great gift! (for your enemies)
Not responsible for any and all damage. May cause wildfires, structural failure, and/or emotional distress. Side effects may include: angry flaming wildlife, a very confused fire department, and a permanent entry on your neighborhood group chat.
If it's not on fire, you're not zapping it hard enough.
Curious what kind of organization builds this? Click above. We have a form. We have questionable funding links. We have very little oversight.